1.11.2012

Spam Wednesday

To keep up with Spam Wednesday..I got this in my work inbox this morning, supposedly from Wal-mart because it says that it's from Walmart so it has to be from Walmart? right?! yeah, puhleeze. First of all, it's from a gmail account. Second, at least spell it - Wal-Mart if you're going to use it that way. Third, please use pls as please. anywayszzzz....I wonder if people fall for this? they do, don't they, they do..
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Hello,

This is Wal-mart Store Inc, Market research company.
Position Available- Mystery shoppers all over the USA Remuneration - $300 weekly If interested pls provide the following information for Assessment and registeration.

Full Names:
Address (Not P.O Box Please)
City:
State:
Zip code:
Cell Number:
Age:
Occupation:

Thanks
Wal-mart-Store Inc
----------------------------then, I received this gem:


Dear Fellow Believer in Christ,
      l bring you Christian greetings. l am happy to write you today. Those who assist others in their great time of needs and who are generous to their fellow beings are opening spiritual channels of blessings and favour for themselves, as God will continue to pave the way and open greater doors of success for them in all their understandings.
      Before l proceed further, l would like to introduce myself to you. l am a Brother in Christ and married with four children. By the grace of God, l am a self-supporting Pastor of the below named Church. lt is a small local assembly of about 44 people in numbers, located in a rural area here. lt is a congregation of loving God's people and caring for other people who are hurting, who are in pains, poor, sad, lonely and imprisoned. They are people whom God loves, as He loves me and you. But, these people need to find out about Jesus and be born again. This life on earth is the only path to glory, for those of us who are saved. All of our trials here will be as nothing, when we reach Heaven. But, being with Christ in Heaven will be so joyful and wonderful, no more tears, no more sorrow. Our deepest desire is to please the Lord here on earth and help others to be saved as God is our first love and people are our second.
      Here in our rural area, my family and l earned a living through farming. But, some wicked people here set fire on our farm land, all the crops get burnt, including the wooden structure we build next to our farm land, where we lived get burnt as well. We lost everything we have, including a Thompson Chain Reference Bible my wife and l were using together also burned. But, none of us were injuried, the awesome God we serve rescue us.
Praises be to Him. Ever since, we have been passing through a great hardship.
But, it does not discourage us not to serve God in the beauty of His holiness. l have prayed God to have mercy on these wicked people and open their hearts that they may understand the Gospel and God's love. lt pays to serve Jesus. His great works in this world inevitably involved suffering or sacrifices. One cannot be in His glorious kingdom without been in some measure involving suffering or sacrifices. What we the Christians are contending and enduring now is open to All-Seeing Eyes of God, for He will surely have His way and will in our lives.
      At this juncture, l heartily request for a Thompson Chain Reference Bible from you for my replacement for my deeper studies and conducting Church services here over here. Please, faithfully and sacrificially send it to me.
Also, please send another Thompson Chain Reference Bible to my wife. She loved it so much and will be mightily glad you send it to her, because she have been praying for God's open doors to have one for herself uses. Here in our rural area,the youths and the adults have forgotten about God, because of materialism and idols. lt is only the elderly people who are obedient to God in all their ways and they are worshipping God with us in this our small local church with no Bibles in their hands and they were not able to afford for themselves. They have asked me to help them with the ones with big print words, because of their sight difficulties in reading small print words.l wish all things l could make it available for the remaining of them. But, l simply cannot. l am one myself and l use my own money to support the church and the precious orphans children my wife are taken on the care. l loved them so much, as the lord inspired me to do. They are diamond in His eyes.
      These elderly people are 44 in numbers. But, l have bought Giant Print Center Column Reference KJV Bibles for 24 of them. So, l therefore put it to you to stand in God's divine order shoulder to shoulder in His holy rank with one mind to help me with 20 Giant Print Center Column Reference KJV Bibles to give to the remaining 20 of them. God has divinely leads me to you and l deeply believe that you will be able to accomplish this great task for me. This will make these aging people to be fully equip and prepare to do God's work.
      Please, we need you to show us God's love and do not be offended by my plea. This is the only area we need your help. lt may not be part of your work to buy these 22 requested Bibles there, if you do not have them with you. But please, try and mercifully buy them there to send to us, for God's sake, whom we serve together. God who own the riches will by the same token you use to bless you real good and favor from the top of your head to the soles of your feet. May He cover you with His presence and His power and keep you protected with His mantle of love for the rest of your life. l pray from the depth of my being that He will meet every need in your life and give you "peace that passeth all understanding". ( Philippians 4:7.). l look forward for your lovely early help of these 22 requested Bibles to us and kind reply to me when you will get this mail.

With much love and eternal gratitude,
Pastor Nebrahim Abu Bello.

Writting below is our mail address to ship the requested Bibles to us.

GRACE INTERNATIONAL CHURCH.
61, AREOGHENE ROAD.
OREDO, EDO STATE, NIGERIA.

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